Prediction - Tottenham Hotspur

A big summer for Big Martin (not any taller than Little Martin, but bigger in girth). A lot of big money signings, continuing his policy of signing youngsters, echoing the success Arsene has had along the road. Darren Bent is viewed as a risk, rather than providing more options to last seasons trio - Berbatov has had his first season, and should replicate his awesome form this season, Keane and Bent can do the flanks in a 4-3-3, and Defoe could bother playing well every so often with three strikers ahead of him. At the back, they've improved with the signing of Younes Kaboul, and in midfield the wonderfully-named Kevin-Prince Boateng should add some steel. Danny Rose is promising, and could help towards the end of the season. They desperately need a new goalkeeper, though.

The shadowy Bahamas-based ENIC corporation will expect Big Martin to push on from two successive 5ths and get third. They will score a LOT of goals, and if they leak fewer, they'll do it. And maybe more.

PREDICTION - 4th