The Death of the Incredible Hulk

Finally, The Incredible Hulk saga stops running, as David "Bruce" Banner-Tevez gets caught by the patient Government Agent Alex Ferguson, aka The Purple One, having escaped the clutches of Eggman and his Hammermen.

This is a more important transfer than Torres. If Liverpool had ambition, I believe this would have been the deal for them; his obvious friendship with Mascherano, couple with Mascherano's excellent form for Liverpool, would have put them in striking distance of the league. Tevez' form for West Ham at the end of last season was that of a Top Four striker; scoring goals, setting them up, dominating matches. Man Utd have got the deal of the summer with him and I am frightened of Man Utd's attacking prowess. Rooney must be scared with Tevez competing for position with him, and that can only be a great thing.